Once again it’s Christmas Eve
Be filled with joy, delight and be nice so we agree

Tell them stories of how fine you are and what you have achieved
Once again it’s Christmas Eve, why didn’t you retrieve?

Celebrate a concept in which you don’t believe
Sneak away from it all so you can drink when no one sees.

Say thanks give hugs and put crap under a tree
You praise upon the moment when you get to leave

I know you’re fed up and all you want to do is flee
I know you’d rather celebrate far from it all with me